astronautgrasshopper:

until-the-truth-becomes-a-lie:

laugh-addict:

can we just take a moment to appreciate how the voice of Nigel Thornberry

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is this man

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wut

Smashing.

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You’re welcome

(via corpse-bordello)


infinitysnuggles:

When bae want you to touch the dick but you ain’t about it.

(via dirtysouthgirls)


evolvingessence:

myn4medontm4tter:

epiqone:

thewrongkhristol:

what i want in a marriage

Relationship goals lol

😂😂😂😂😂 this shit made me laugh

Yaaaaaaaaaas!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

(via dirtysouthgirls)


robemmy:

Fool me once, Shame on you.

Fool me twice, Shame on me.

Fool me a million times with the same sensationalist bullshit, I must be the entire userbase of tumblr.com 

(via robemmy)


clusterphoque:

do you ever get weirded out by the fact that everyone around you is constantly within their own mind and thinking a million secret thoughts and battling internal struggles just like you and that you’re not the only one who thinks these things and that the people around you aren’t just faces meant to fill up your life but they’re actually really deep people who have a lot more to them than you ever actually even think about

(via theworldofbree)



gaypos:

where is the emoji with bags under its eyes

(via blackswaggath)


pumpkaboops:

okay so I dont know how most of you picture komodo dragons but I always imagined something like this

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like some big lizard coming to try to eat you or something

but really theyre cute like

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they sorta look confused like a giant puppy or something

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amd theyre really lazy and stuff

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they just sort of blob out on the ground

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and theyre super cute when they sleep

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cuties

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(via a-paige-in-my-life)


kidwiththelid:

zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america

Guns are a pretty big part of the world. Why wouldn’t people want to know what it sounds like?

(via a-paige-in-my-life)


overlypolitebisexual:

have you ever considered that female celebrities claim not to be feminists/push a watered down version of feminism because it’s fucking unsafe for them to admit to anything else? emma watson gave the most watered down, man friendly speech on feminism i’ve ever seen in my life and men threatened to leak nudes of her and attack her so

(via a-paige-in-my-life)